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    July 11

    How I view this country =D

    Malaysian Politics.....

    A little boy goes to his dad, a Datuk and asks, 'What is Politics?'
     
    The Datuk Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her The Government.
      
    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you The People. The Maid, we will consider her The Working Class.
      
    And your baby brother, we will call him The Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Datuk Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep.
     
    Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Maid's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Maid.
     
    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his Datuk father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now,'
     
    The Datuk father says, 'Great son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
     
    The little boy replies. 'The Prime Minister is screwing The Working Class while The Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and The Future is in deep shit.'

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    Well wasn't that entertaining?! In a way its sort of true that the current fiasco happening within the political world of Malaysia has taken a turn for the worst.  Not only does the country have to deal with its people protesting about the food and fuel price hike (I call these the 2 F's ---fuck ups=D) but there are also allegations thrown around about murder and politicians. Oh the scandal!

    Things at work have been rather dull.  I woke up super later today. Sorry Priscilla and Sheryl! =(  I have 3 alarm clocks in my room.  One right next to me, the other 5 feet away and the last one is another 5 feet away.  Why one might ask for such a retarded idea to be put into play? Because Ryan is a heavy sleeper and he needs to get his lazy ass up for work at 5 in the morning! Roar!  Guess what happened to day? ALL 3 OF MY ALARM CLOCKS DIDN'T GO OFF!! What are the chances of that happening??? Sigh....I didn't even take a shower to work! But I guess it's okay since i took a late night shower beforehand.

    Life is somewhat alright.  I'm happy with my job. I'm happy with the way things are. I'm still trying to heal all the pains of the past. I'm not sure how long I'll be in Malaysia but for now let me enjoy life to the fullest.  I don't have any obligations. I can go everywhere and anywhere.  Speaking of going places.  Yeahhh I'm off to Bangkok, Cambodia, Turkey, and the UK prettty soon after I get my bonus =D.

     

     

    July 09

    Good Morning Asia!

    Ah...the life of a reporter!  Sorry if there are no pictures uploaded.  I don't have my cable to connect my phone to my work PC. Work so far is great.  I've learned alot of things that I never knew existed.  For example, did you know that I can get whatever I want from my colleague if I just waved a donut infront of this face?? Or how about this, people actually recognise me when I walk down the streets! PRetty cooooool.
     
     
    Yesterday it was raining pretty badly which ofcourse I didn't mind, but what I did mind was that coming to work I took a wrong turning and ended up travelling back to my place all over again so that I could find my way back to work! Kanasai...Not only was I late, but callers kept on calling in saying that traffic was at a stand still for more than 4 KM. Urgh! I felt like sleeping through the whole ordeal!
     
    I've been praying for a special someone lately and I think that it's working.  I just hope she's doing alright with her new life. Hmmm miss miss!
     
    Okay! Back to work! Pics will be up later!